Honey Badger Just Takes What It Wants
You guys, I have been living under a rock. (I didn’t know it. My rock has lots of natural light, and a Whole Foods.) I’d never seen a How It Should Have Ended video, unlike nearly 320 million other people. Oops. Sometimes, the cartoons point out absurd plot holes. Other times, they make iconic fictional characters talk like whiny teenagers. Win. Win.
The Avengers
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Harry Potter, with a brilliant Gandalf cameo
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LOST
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Twilight
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Honorable Mentions
Titanic: ”Now I’m gonna have to find some wreckage and let you float on it, or else I’m a huge douchebag.”
300: “And that is how Leonidus became president of the universe.”
Lord of the Rings: “Can you imagine what it would be like if we had walked the entire way? One of us might have died!”
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Have a fantastic weekend! I’ll be preparing for the hurricane that’s coming to destroy me, along with 45,000 journalists, tourists, and Republicans. Probably in divine retribution.
