Panera Bread and Mexican Drug Cartels
Tis the season for graduation. Based on who you’re with, where you’re at, and level of dressiness, one of these outfits is sure to work. Congrats to you and yours!
My graduation was pitiful: forty degrees, foggy, and rainy, with a commencement speaker that made all of us want to jump off the Carrier Dome rather than face the real world. So, I’m flying to Syracuse tonight to relive the event through several of my friends. Aaron Sorkin and Danny Zuker will kick butt. Inspiring, comforting, hilarious butt.
Title comes from Conan O’ Brien’s 2011 Commencement Address at Dartmouth. He’s a boss.