Stately Homes for the Lords

If this isn’t the greatest house you’ve ever seen, then I want to see the houses you’ve seen, because they must be spectacular. Chocolate brown, antique gold, blush pink, the kitchen, the closet, the bathroom, the library – look how good I am at naming colors and rooms! But it’s just so perfect, down to the white wine in the parlor and the puppy in the pink chair. I wonder if they come with the house.

Also, it’s the last day to win some sweet OPI nail polish. Jump on it.

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